This entry and the following are my version of how J.R. should tell his life's story. I'll be writing them as if I were him.
E-Flirting
- verb
1. To flirt via an electronic form of communication, especially via myspace.
E-Flirt
- noun
1. Someone who partakes in E-Flirting
[ Origin: I originally used the term to describe a series of myspace messages that I had with someone who was probably too young for me to be seriously consiering anything more than a myspace friendship with(10 years my junior) ]
- usage
1. "So is this something serious?"
"Nah, it's just a little harmless E-Flirting"
2. "Dude, this girl has 342 myspace friends, she's a huge E-Flirt"
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- usage
ReplyDelete3. "I was just having some fun E-Flirting, but Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC described me as 'a predator'..."
Awesome usage. I award you 2 Internets.
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