I'll be cleaning up this story as told to me over IM by the awesome and talented J.R. Seriously ladies, ask him to be your myspace friend. Don't be intimidated by his ballerness.
This is a continuation of the "How to Sesquipedalify Your Life" entry. If you haven't read it yet, I recommend you do so now.
Please note that this is a story from his life, not mine. I'm just posting it here for reference.
I could tell you the whole story, but there's no way I come out looking anything other than the chump.
I met this girl... Misty through a mutual friend, Chris. He had known her for months, but never really got anywhere with her, either due to lack of effort or her not being interested.
I met her one night when we all went out. Chris told me he was done trying with her and that by all means I should go for it if I wanted to.
Well, after that she was really flirty with me, Myspace, text messages, etc. Last weekend was the first night we all went out again, and basically she was all over Chris(And he all over her). I think she was just being flirty with me to make him jealous.
So, while they went home together, I went home alone. It just sucked after having my hopes up.