Sunday, February 11, 2007

Nerd Word(s): Pretend Girlfriend

Pretend Girlfriend
- noun

1. A girl that you date, but aren't romantic with. i.e. All of the duty, none of the booty.

[ Origin: The last two years of my life]

- usage
"Wanna do something tonight?"
"Nah, I can't I got a date with my pretend girlfriend"

"Who are you taking as your date to the wedding?"
"I don't know. I'll get one of my pretend girlfriends to go"

-see also
Ana, Anna, Ruthie, Sarah

1 comment:

  1. ROFL!

    (I'm generally against shorthand abbreviations on the internet, but I really like that one...)

    I dig the 'nerd word' series. Too funny.

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