Anyone who's read my blog for a while will recall that two years ago I sent a lesbian flowers for Valentine's day with the following poem:
Some women like diamonds
Some women like pearls
I wish you liked boys
Instead of girls
I thought it was pretty funny at the time. Everyone had told me her girlfriend was mean and wouldn't give her flowers, and I thought, "Every girl deserves flowers on Valentine's day right?". You can read the full story by starting at the bottom here and working your way up.
Last year I told Rachel, "I should send someone else flowers for Valentine's day this year."
"Leyda!" she replied without hesitation. Apparently Rachel thought it was a good idea that I send her friend that I barely knew a dozen roses, and that was reason enough for me.(You may remember Leyda from this post).
So, with V-day quickly approaching I've got a bill from proflowers.com waiting for a destination and I'm drawing a blank. The rules for this contest are simple:
1. Nominate someone to get flowers. Write a reason/explanation, or don't, I don't care. A good reason helps your chances though.
2. I'll pick a winner and pay for and send flowers. I'll also write a very crappy poem which you can help with if you'd like.
3. Contest ends on the 11th.
As before, feel free to email, comment, ask questions, etc. As an added bonus, if it's a female who's single and in to short nerds I'll buy you a free lunch for the tip.
I promise no more lame contests after this.