Monday, July 13, 2009


I apologize that this post is a little serious and self serving. I allow myself one every now and again, hopefully you will too. I promise, we'll get back to stories of me being an idiot soon enough.

Three years ago Saturday, I posted a poorly written story on my myspace blog about my mother trying to set me up with a lesbian. Somehow that story snowballed, and while the myspace profile is all but abandoned, I've now published over 200 stories that mostly deal with me striking out with women. At least that's what it is on the surface. Behind the scenes, at least for me, the blog is a little bit of therapy. It's a lesson in not taking myself too seriously. It's a chance to be creative for someone who's completely uncreative. Most importantly, it's a reminder that life is fantastic.

I actually kept a private journal for about a year's time. That was 6 or 7 years ago. I keep it around as a remind of just how lame I truly can be, but I haven't looked at it in a long while because, quite frankly, it's embarrassing. It's a lot of whining and bitching from a kid who had a pretty good life.

When I started this blog, I decided to make it very public. I knew if nobody else read it, my good friends Adam and Rose would, and they'd give me a solid nut check every time I turned in to a whiny ass. Rule number one of the blog was to always keep things light hearted and happy. At the time I was a little down, and while I didn't look at everything with rose colored glasses, it was easy enough to write it that way.

But something happened that I didn't see coming. Over the last three years the way I live my life has changed because of the blog I've been writing. I started taking risks where I wouldn't before. I started being social where I wouldn't have before. I started being positive where before I'd have been negative. While I've always written myself as a happy-go-lucky, laugh in the face of embarrassment kind of nerd, over time I've slowly become that guy, at least to some extent.

So, to everyone who's given me a little encouragement, sent an email, or even left a comment, thanks for keeping me at it. It's been a solid few years, and hopefully there's more to come.

I realize that I now have at least a reader or two who doesn't know me in real life. If you've got any questions or comments, feel free to comment or email.

"What ever happened between you and so-and-so?"
"Did you really...?"
"Learn to use a comma properly, jackass"


  1. I'm not the sort to get all mushy, but I'm glad you blog too.

    Happy third blogiversary!

  2. I'll junk punch you in two weeks to make up for being nice just then.

  3. Your blog introduced me to my first "E" friend! :)

  4. i found this link regarding types of individual whom NOT to date. thought you might get a kick out of it...

    and don't worry, i'm on there too, as well as some other people you could recognize... (nudge nudge)

  5. Jo,

    Can't wait. I'll be the one with the beard and sombrero. This time I'll be wearing a cup too, so bring on the junk punch.

    E-Friend, Pretend girlfriend, lunch buddy. We're going to have to pick one and stick with it. We'll work on it.

    I honestly got through #4 and stopped to think, "None of these apply to me." Thanks for that.

  6. Happy Anniversary, Jesse.
    I've been a stalking your blog since my daughter Mandi moved to Montana and became a blogger. I always get such a kick out of your perspectives!
    Now, back to my quiet stalking..

  7. Thanks Mary,

    I've actually checked in on yours a few times myself (Shhh, don't tell).

    This story I'm currently telling might have a few familiar faces... if I ever get around to finishing it that is.