UFADAR(Universal Formula for Acceptable Dating Age Ranges)
- acronym
1. A formula for deciding whether a person is acceptable for dating based off of their age(Half your age plus seven)
- pronunciation
OOF DAR(Somehow the middle A became silent)
[ Acronym Origin: Me - this post, but credit goes to Geremy for taking it from a bad blog joke to a normal piece of the nerd lexicon through repeated use. ]
[ Formula Origin: First told to me by my friend James, and he's now an MD, so that basically makes it fact. ]
- usage
1. "Wow, that girl is cute"
"Woah, back up dude... way off the UFADAR"
2. "Is his new girlfriend UFADAR compliant? She seems a bit young"
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So I could totally slam a 19 year old and not feel guilty about it?
ReplyDeleteI don't suppose I ever really have, anyway.
"I don't suppose I ever really have, anyway." - Had sex, or felt guilty?
ReplyDeletei'll let you figure that one out.
ReplyDeleteI'm betting on the former.
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