_____ Crush
- Proper Noun
1. An attraction (generally to) a member of the opposite sex segregated by a specific domain(ie Work Crush)
[ Origin: In my youth I gave up on finding a woman, and therefore gave up on crushes all together. After breaking up with Stacey I decided I needed a crush, and forced myself to have one on a cute Chilean girl in my class. Little did I know it would open the floodgates and I soon found it necessary to label my crushes so as to differentiate them. ]
- examples
1. (ex)Neighbor Crush - You'll have to guess:
2. Building Crush(At work) - Linda?(editor's note: I need a new work crush and will be accepting applications)
3. Famous Crush - Tina Fey
4. Man Crush - Duh
5. Lesbian Crush - Angela
6. Reader Crush - You. Seriously.
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ReplyDeleteAnd all this time I thought I was your man crush! I can't believe I got beat by Steve Nash!!! Grrr!
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