Given that, and my motto that every girl deserves flowers on Valentine's, I've decided to open up the free flowers competition again. The rules are the same as last year.
1. Nominate someone to get flowers. Write a reason/explanation, or don't. I don't care. A good reason helps your chances though.*I reserve the right to half ass it like I did last year if I get a slight case of death again.
2. I'll pick a winner and pay for and send flowers. I'll also write a very crappy poem which you can help with if you'd like.
3. Contest ends on the 9th.
Here are some sample entries that I just made up to get you started:
I think you should send flowers to my wife, because her husband is a jerk.
A dozen roses to Ruthie that read:
Please move back to 11-L so that Jesse has something to write about.
Love, Sesquipedalis Readers
Send flowers to Leyda with a card that reads, "Happy Valentine's - James Franco"